When there’s a bug on the floor my dog claws at it to try to kill it. I did not train him to do that but it is the best thing ever.
what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again
my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question
i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey
bless this post
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
- Magic Genie: You get 3 wishes.
- Me: First, I wish I was on the server for the Cube SMP.
- Second, I wish to go to PAX with the Cube SMP.
- Third, I wish to be best friends with the people from the Cube SMP.
- Magic Genie:
- Me: Cube SMP.