When there’s a bug on the floor my dog claws at it to try to kill it. I did not train him to do that but it is the best thing ever.

(Source: standup-art)

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oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

(via firstmateweasley)

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rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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"Humans are the cancer of the Earth." (via good-vibeez)

(Source: nihilophany, via thetruthaboutmevb)

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my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

(Source: dimwited, via vodkacupcakes)

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racethewind10:

magicmumu:

infinitefandoms:

strangerinsidethetardis:

fairgroundsoldier:

i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey

#we all read better fanfiction

#we all WRITE better fanfiction

#And we all can tell the difference between BDSM and nonconsensual abuse (swanqueenistruelove)

bless this post

(Source: hannibalitus, via carynandthenarwhal)

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fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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  • Magic Genie: You get 3 wishes.
  • Me: First, I wish I was on the server for the Cube SMP.
  • Second, I wish to go to PAX with the Cube SMP.
  • Third, I wish to be best friends with the people from the Cube SMP.
  • Magic Genie:
  • Me:
  • Me: Cube SMP.
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